You know this comes up way more than it should

You must be trogloditic in nature, or lying, knowing this thing you are giving me will fail.

The product you have put in front of me leaves me no other mental path!

You know how to create, for you do. You know truth, or at least you claim too, as every brand does.

So why do you think I am going to come to any other conclusion?

You either knew this was going to fail and didnt tell me. Or you didn’t, which means you dont understand how screws work!

I would hate to assign you the latter condition, as it indicates you’re just freaking dumb.

Rant over lol.