Dairy free is even questionable…

Hi my name is Gluten free Oreo! What is in me? SUGAR. THAT’S IT, JUST A BUNCH OF SUGAR!!!

But this is in the organic isle?

Im not saying Celiac isnt real…

Ok if you have a gluten allergy I feel for you, but the thing is. A diet for an allergy… Is a diet for an allergy.

I do not have any Allergies, somehow, in 2026. I can eat all the gluten I want. In fact, as a “normal human”. My body actually dosent mind the gluten. Its been in my bread for 5000 years!

No I dont want Impossible man boobs…

Soy burgers? Yeah thats what I want, after loosing blood on the field and a gallon of sweat, sure I want soy! WRONG! I WANT BLOOD!

Yes, I want all 22 Amino acid groups. I know, my needy body it burns them up every day. I wish It was not so. I wish I was not “lazy” and could procure a perfect cruelty free plant based diet. Well… I never even bothered. Give me a burger so I can get back to work please.

Ill fully admit sure, theoretically veganism is healthier but… I like meat. There are millions who agree.

If it tastes like juice but has 5 calories im throwing it away

What kind of voodoo. Stevia, I guess its from a plant but the bottom line here is I want the calories! I just ran 7 miles, 5 calories isnt gonna help me recover!

The sucralose and aspartame we wont even go into those known carsonigins here…

If I am craving a sweet drink, I want sugar. REAL SUGAR. Ill even settle for the white stuff. But im done with these wacky voodoo 5 callorie tastes like sweet hummingbird nectar. They make my stomach feel weird!

So with these, I end up eating refined carbs to fill the whole left by the lack of sugar. Great, more riboflaven and niacin for my hemocromatic genes!

Fruit juice concentrates are still only $2.50 a piece… I’ve been living off them for years. My BMI is freaking 18.5 or something. Just dont chugg the whole thing at once!

Empty lies just like the Isles that are not painted green

I went to a Weis today. I just wanted some freaking natural chicken breakfast sausage. All they had was impossible meat. I went ok fine, ill get some cookies, all they had was sugar balls labled “gluten free”.

The icing… I went to a bbq and was given a 5 cal “Stevia Bai juice”. When I desperately wanted some real sugar to bring my aching body back online.

Good calories are getting hard to find

I really, everytime I go to the store. Your options are sort of what they always were. Ingredients. They seem to always be fully stocked on raw ingredients.

If it comes in a box… For the good stuff itll average $20 a pound. Yikes.

Don’t let hollow boxes eat your paychecks and earnings! You need fuel! Real whole fule. Made of fats, sugars, fiber, gluten.

but this is all just my